Mayor Declares Emojis Unlawful For Use In Police Reports

Alyssa Turnage SPRINGLEAF, CA — In a surprising turn of events on capital hill this week, Mayor Gene Athenson issued a mandate on Tuesday that emojis will henceforth be unlawful for use in police reports — effective immediately. Fortunately, this mandate applies specifically to police reports, and non-police reports are still in the clear. In … Continue reading Mayor Declares Emojis Unlawful For Use In Police Reports